Today we broke onto the piers,
Marvelled at roller-coasters,
That were no longer there.
It was crazy golf
Assorted novelty socks.
That was the day I paid for you to get a tattoo,
This way you would never forget me.
It seems cruel then that I left you the following day.
For the time being we were tourists,
Although, we only came from down the road.
A loud gasp at dildos and Princess Diana plates.
It could have been a less romantic trip,
We could have gone to Margate