qwerty

qwerty, you are rather flirty.
one vowel short off a picnic.
free and easy to type
I can press all your letters in one swipe.
I could name my first born after you.
but that could never do.
everyone would have on the keyboard
me precious potential future passward

Why Dont Yule, brought to you by The Poptimists, are throwing a big ol’ Xmas party along with the wonderful winterland lovers, Cherryade Records.
Launching the 2010 edition of their renowned xmas compilation CD.

Performances from:
Bobby McGees
...Pocketgods
The Parrafins

With...

Xmas party disco hosted by April Showers, Neil Barker and Anne Marie Marshall from The Star and Garter’s previous night ‘Why Don’t U?’

Playing the best of everything from the golden era… 1973-1995

16 December at 20:00 £5/£4 unemployed.

Redundant and recurrent terms used by the music industry

Shambolic, dark, punky, eccentric, quirky, angry, warm, sincere, lo-fi, unconventional, striking, genius, honest, pretty and witty.

Please try to state your case better, after all you are only free-lancers.
Journalists, please try harder.

German Holiday

I could take you away,
on a German holiday.

If you only promise to stay,
around me, like today.

The frankfurters seem to say,
Paris is no good in may.

Sky's are blue, walls are grey.
Your ice cream melted half way.

We forgot about tooth decay,
Two tickets to the cabaret.

I could take you away,
on a German Holiday.

I could take you away, I will take you today.

I could take you away,
on a German Holiday.

Too few ideas,

Too much word play.

Blackpool

Blackpool:

Today we broke onto the piers,

Marvelled at roller-coasters,

That were no longer there.

Empty Pavillions,

Hungry pigeons,

Short skirts.

It was crazy golf

Assorted novelty socks.

That was the day I paid for you to get a tattoo,

This way you would never forget me.

It seems cruel then that I left you the following day.

For the time being we were tourists,

Although, we only came from down the road.

A loud gasp at dildos and Princess Diana plates.

It could have been a less romantic trip,

We could have gone to Margate

New demo

Malnourishment